My hot husband

My hot husband

It’s only fair to share…I just have to share another comedic moment in the Smith household…just overheard: Adam (my husband), talking to my daughter: We’re out of lemon and lime juice and Mommy won’t go get more. Maeven: Why don’t YOU go get more? Adam: Because…I’m on fire. Never a dull moment around here, lemme tell ya!! It’s only fair […]

Hot dog fingers

Hot dog fingers

It’s only fair to share…Tyr was scratching my back on Mother’s Day and Adam wanted a back scratch too, so he told Maeven to go scratch his back…his reaction: “No! She has no fingernails! That’d be like rubbing 5 hot dogs on my back!” It’s only fair to share… Related posts: another hot day My hot husband OMG its HOT!!! […]

Survival of the fittest

Survival of the fittest

It’s only fair to share…Having a discussion about survival of the fittest with Adam and Tyren..I mentioned maybe some deer had longer necks and were able to survive because they could reach more food… Then the conversation evolved into silly speculations, ending in Adam saying: “What if the original inventor of the forklift was really shortnecked deers, and humans stole […]

2 min isn’t so long

2 min isn’t so long

It’s only fair to share…I just walked into the bedroom to my husband demonstrating to my 10yr old how 2 min isn’t very long in a very unique way… Timer set on his iPhone, wacking son with pillows, tons of giggles from my son. My husband’s parenting is never a dull moment, I tell ya. It’s only fair to share… […]

No Chocolate bunny for Dad

It’s only fair to share…Tyr and Adam were arguing about possession of his chocolate bunny (it’s Easter)…Adam was trying to convince him the Easter Bunny left a note saying the chocolate bunny was for his dad…Tyr wasn’t buying it and telling him why…ending with: Tyr: “And ALSO…” (Grabs his bunny and licks it a bunch) “I licked it.” Me: (cracking […]

How crude

It’s only fair to share…My husband just told my son not to use the word “asteroid” because that was “kinda crude.”…”Call it a buttsteroid.” It’s only fair to share… Related posts: 2 min isn’t so long supermommy! emotional wreck How to best share info

My husband the creative singer

It’s only fair to share…My husband is trying to sing Walk Like an Egyptian… Adam: “All the elves in the lookout tower” Me: what??? Adam: I don’t know the words but I want to sing. I have music in my heart. Me: okkkk It’s only fair to share… Related posts: My hot husband My Husband the Weirdo husband on strike […]

Apparently I’m not a good parent

It’s only fair to share…Maeven was being goofy, pretending to be stuck under Tyr’s mattress on the floor…saying “HEEEEELP….Mom, help!” I was texting a friend and ignoring her temporarily…knowing she wasn’t actually stuck…so Maeven says: “Heeeeelp….Mom, heeeeeeeelp. You’renotaverygoodparent” (as a sort of aside)…then…”Heeeeeeeeelp”.  Lol. Dork. I’m surrounded by dorks. It’s only fair to share… Related posts: my funny little girl […]

Can’t hear you!

It’s only fair to share…LOL!! My 9yr old just told me “I’m not here, so I can’t hear you!” when I was saying it’s 9 o’clock, time to start getting ready for bed. I said “Oh REALLY?” and he said “Just go with it.” True story. LOL It’s only fair to share… Related posts: BOOK REVIEW: The Family Bed husband […]

Hubby’s humor

It’s only fair to share…After the Clovis Xmas Lights parade… “That car’s antlers are shaped like a bicycle” What was he looking at? A car with a bicycle on top, of course.  It’s only fair to share… Related posts: Porcupine Humor Still with the sense of humor am i old?? Christmas is just not my thing

Funny things on a road trip

It’s only fair to share…Maeven, looking at the hills, covered in dead CA native grasses, sprinkled with little bushy trees: “Everything looks like broccoli!” ———————– This hay truck drove past and Adam said “Hey!!” Took me a sec and I got it and burst into giggles. I’m easily amused. ——————- While talking about the alphabet game, where you look for […]

Adam-ism of the day

It’s only fair to share…After I told Adam I wasn’t going to go check to see if the drier was empty for him, that he could do it himself, because I was in the middle of something (He’s ALWAYS trying to get me to do things for him, and feigns hurt or anger when I won’t.)…. “Sometimes when people are […]

Porcupine Humor

It’s only fair to share…Dad: If I was a porcupine, you wouldn’t be doing this!(As Tyr was banging Maeve’s head against him repeatedly. Don’t ask. LOL!) It’s only fair to share… Related posts: No Chocolate bunny for Dad Hubby’s humor Still with the sense of humor New bed!

Silly girls

It’s only fair to share…Overheard in my kitchen, conversation between my 12.5yr old and her dear friend Brooke…. Brooke: How’d you remember that?Maeven: Uh, my brain.Brooke: Oh cool! How’d you do that? I want one of those!Maeven: I know! They’re cool!! *preteen giggles all around, plus some Mommy giggles, truth be told*Maeven: They’re half off at Walmart!! It’s only fair […]

Why do you keep calling me that?

It’s only fair to share…Just heard in the Smith home: 12.5yr old Maeven: Dad? 42.5yr old Adam (aka “Dad”):  Why do you keep calling me that? It’s only fair to share… Related posts: Just overheard behind me BOOK REVIEW: Amelia’s War Math Without Words BOOK REVIEW: Who’s Calling the Shots? How to Respond Effectively to Children’s Fascination with War Play […]

Prepare to see defeat!

It’s only fair to share…Tyren and Maeven are roughhousing and I’m cracking up because Tyren is saying:“Prepare to see de feet…see? Prepare to see de heel…see?” And on and on, lol!! – Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone It’s only fair to share… Related posts: My funny daughter Lets eat nuts “I’ll do it!” Did I just say that?

Still with the sense of humor

It’s only fair to share…Background: I just had a nasty stomach bug yesterday, and my kids seem to be following suit… Maeven just now up-chucked in the sink after eating chicken noodle soup, and after cleaning out the sink, Adam asked Maeven: “I saved most of the noodles, Maeven, do you want them?” Yep, that’s my hubby, always the comedian. […]

My son, the Chippendale

It’s only fair to share…My 7 yr old son just took his shirt off and looked at me with a huge grin…Tyr: “Mom, look!”Me: “What?” Tyr: “I’m a Chippendale!!”Me: ROFLMAO!!! Why does a 7yr old even know about Chippendales, you ask? Amazing Race Season 21. James and Jaymes, the Chippendales team. Chippendale dancers who brought their cuffs and collars on […]