I just found this in my blog drafts…I apparently had written this up really quick on Easter so I wouldn’t forget it…then forgot to post it, woops! Well, here it is…better late than never!! An Easter funny for your enjoyment: My 17yr old daughter is just as funny as her dad…just overheard: (Discussing dad needing to get up so the […]
Ahhhh, my children have inherited their father’s sense of humor… We were just cleaning Tyren’s room, when we found a live earwig…I told him to go get some toilet paper (to catch him)….and Tyr said: “Why? Does he need to wipe his butt?” Oh my, I live in a house full of comedians!
OMG! My daughter (17yrs) is hilarious! She has her dad’s sense of humor… We were just discussing the movie IT…something she’s really wanting to see, the new one…and how I loved the 90s version until the end…when we (all my dorm friends…we all watched it together in college) were all like “WHAAAT? It’s a stupid SPIDER??” My daughter says, well […]
I just have to share another comedic moment in the Smith household…just overheard: Adam (my husband), talking to my daughter: We’re out of lemon and lime juice and Mommy won’t go get more. Maeven: Why don’t YOU go get more? Adam: Because…I’m on fire. Never a dull moment around here, lemme tell ya!!
Tyr was scratching my back on Mother’s Day and Adam wanted a back scratch too, so he told Maeven to go scratch his back…his reaction: “No! She has no fingernails! That’d be like rubbing 5 hot dogs on my back!”
Having a discussion about survival of the fittest with Adam and Tyren..I mentioned maybe some deer had longer necks and were able to survive because they could reach more food… Then the conversation evolved into silly speculations, ending in Adam saying: “What if the original inventor of the forklift was really shortnecked deers, and humans stole the invention.” Um, whaaaat? […]
I just walked into the bedroom to my husband demonstrating to my 10yr old how 2 min isn’t very long in a very unique way… Timer set on his iPhone, wacking son with pillows, tons of giggles from my son. My husband’s parenting is never a dull moment, I tell ya.
My 15yr old just excitedly said to me: “Look! I can lick my elbow!” And then she proceeded to do so. facepalm #Proudtobehermom
Tyr and Adam were arguing about possession of his chocolate bunny (it’s Easter)…Adam was trying to convince him the Easter Bunny left a note saying the chocolate bunny was for his dad…Tyr wasn’t buying it and telling him why…ending with: Tyr: “And ALSO…” (Grabs his bunny and licks it a bunch) “I licked it.” Me: (cracking up) Adam: “Uh, ok, […]
My husband just told my son not to use the word “asteroid” because that was “kinda crude.”…”Call it a buttsteroid.”
My husband is trying to sing Walk Like an Egyptian… Adam: “All the elves in the lookout tower” Me: what??? Adam: I don’t know the words but I want to sing. I have music in my heart. Me: okkkk
Maeven was being goofy, pretending to be stuck under Tyr’s mattress on the floor…saying “HEEEEELP….Mom, help!” I was texting a friend and ignoring her temporarily…knowing she wasn’t actually stuck…so Maeven says: “Heeeeelp….Mom, heeeeeeeelp. You’renotaverygoodparent” (as a sort of aside)…then…”Heeeeeeeeelp”. Lol. Dork. I’m surrounded by dorks.
LOL!! My 9yr old just told me “I’m not here, so I can’t hear you!” when I was saying it’s 9 o’clock, time to start getting ready for bed. I said “Oh REALLY?” and he said “Just go with it.” True story. LOL
After the Clovis Xmas Lights parade… “That car’s antlers are shaped like a bicycle” What was he looking at? A car with a bicycle on top, of course.
Maeven, looking at the hills, covered in dead CA native grasses, sprinkled with little bushy trees: “Everything looks like broccoli!” ———————– This hay truck drove past and Adam said “Hey!!” Took me a sec and I got it and burst into giggles. I’m easily amused. ——————- While talking about the alphabet game, where you look for the letters of the […]
After I told Adam I wasn’t going to go check to see if the drier was empty for him, that he could do it himself, because I was in the middle of something (He’s ALWAYS trying to get me to do things for him, and feigns hurt or anger when I won’t.)…. “Sometimes when people are being mean to other […]
Dad: If I was a porcupine, you wouldn’t be doing this!(As Tyr was banging Maeve’s head against him repeatedly. Don’t ask. LOL!)
8yr old Tyren to his dad: “You don’t say funguses, you say fungi.” 43yr old Adam (aka “Dad”): “Quit being smarter than me!”
Overheard in my kitchen, conversation between my 12.5yr old and her dear friend Brooke…. Brooke: How’d you remember that?Maeven: Uh, my brain.Brooke: Oh cool! How’d you do that? I want one of those!Maeven: I know! They’re cool!! preteen giggles all around, plus some Mommy giggles, truth be toldMaeven: They’re half off at Walmart!!
Just heard in the Smith home: 12.5yr old Maeven: Dad? 42.5yr old Adam (aka “Dad”): Why do you keep calling me that?
Tyren and Maeven are roughhousing and I’m cracking up because Tyren is saying:“Prepare to see de feet…see? Prepare to see de heel…see?” And on and on, lol!! – Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
Background: I just had a nasty stomach bug yesterday, and my kids seem to be following suit… Maeven just now up-chucked in the sink after eating chicken noodle soup, and after cleaning out the sink, Adam asked Maeven: “I saved most of the noodles, Maeven, do you want them?” Yep, that’s my hubby, always the comedian.
My 7 yr old son just took his shirt off and looked at me with a huge grin…Tyr: “Mom, look!”Me: “What?” Tyr: “I’m a Chippendale!!”Me: ROFLMAO!!! Why does a 7yr old even know about Chippendales, you ask? Amazing Race Season 21. James and Jaymes, the Chippendales team. Chippendale dancers who brought their cuffs and collars on the race with them […]
Tyren: “Why is it called a hiccup? Why isn’t it called a hic-down?”….pause….”A hic-down would be from your butt!”
I was just in the bathroom and heard from the living room: Tyren: Dad?Adam: If you ask me for my phone again, I’m going to scream.Tyren: mumbled something I couldn’t hearAdam: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! (in as high pitched a scream as he’s capable of)Raucous laughter from both children
I posted this on Facebook, but I just realized stuff mostly just gets lost there, and I should post it here so I can find it again in the future (and laugh). This is from a couple days ago and we were just cracking up over it.—– Did I really just say, loudly, in anger: “Your feet need to stay […]
Tyren (nearly 7), in anger to his older sister who was correcting something he said (as always): “Its chiffy!! Not jiffy! You’re always saying things wrong! It’s thinger, not finger!!!”
Tyren: I wonder if the universe goes on forever.Maeven: It could end…we don’t know…We could be in a snow globe for all we know.– Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
Just heard my 6yr old (watching tv) lament, “Oh yay, Barney. pause This is for toddlers.”
My 6yr old was just singing the Prince song “Let’s Go Crazy”…in his rendition, it sounded like this: “Let’s go crazy…Let’s eat nuts!” ROFLMAO!! Always a source of amusement, this one is! – Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
