Watch for falling objects!

My 18yr old daughter this morning got super angry as a package of crackers fell on her when she opened up a kitchen cupboard. Maeven: ARGH!! WHY does everything have to constantly fall on me!!! Me: Calm down, everything doesn’t […]

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Easter funny

I just found this in my blog drafts…I apparently had written this up really quick on Easter so I wouldn’t forget it…then forgot to post it, woops!  Well, here it is…better late than never!! An Easter funny for your enjoyment: […]

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The toilet habits of earwigs

Ahhhh, my children have inherited their father’s sense of humor… We were just cleaning Tyren’s room, when we found a live earwig…I told him to go get some toilet paper (to catch him)….and Tyr said: “Why? Does he need to […]

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“It” humor

OMG! My daughter (17yrs) is hilarious! She has her dad’s sense of humor… We were just discussing the movie IT…something she’s really wanting to see, the new one…and how I loved the 90s version until the end…when we (all my […]

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My hot husband

I just have to share another comedic moment in the Smith household…just overheard: Adam (my husband), talking to my daughter: We’re out of lemon and lime juice and Mommy won’t go get more. Maeven: Why don’t YOU go get more? […]

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poop-scepades

tyren walked up to maeven today and said “yook, maeven, poopyhands!!”apparently he had his hands down his diaper and was quite impressed…as i was running to get wipes, i hear him comment, on my way out of the room “yooks […]

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amen

the tyrenisms just keep coming… tyren seems to be a bit occupied lately with saying prayer. my parents take him once a week for lunch or dinner (depending on when they are available), and being religious, they always say grace. […]

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